From: "Alice Kreeger"
Subject: Edith me!
Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2004

Hello Bunny sunshine!!

Hey next time you try to show your intelligence remember not to have the “caps lock” key on. OK you speak really good English. Too bad your mom couldn’t. But then sheep’s aren’t known for speaking English.

You work in a legal office are you trying to tell me you’re a lawyer? Well, don’t get your hopes up too high. I mean a Judgeship is out of the question. Who would trust a judge who has to stamp out the sentences they handed down?

A final point, you flaming moron my name isn’t “Kevin” or “Edith”. “Kevin and Edithe” was the subject line.