I am reading your email and I believe someone possibly a shifty banker type is pressuring you. I am extremely uncomfortable with pushy banker types.
But, it might not be the “banker” at all this could be a joke.
If this is Gordon or Bert please tell me. I am growing increasingly suspicious because of the tone of your email. I will not be made the butt of a joke.
Even more hints on what's to come. This time Gordon and Bert