Oh we are seasoned professionals, are we? Lets take a count.
I was instructed to go to Spain, stupidly I did. No one contacted me.
I was instructed to go to a home page on the internet, it wasn’t there.
I was told I couldn’t be contacted. Oh please, for the dates given I have had only two calls from unknown parties on the number gave to you, they are supposedly from “Kevin”.
Now I was instructed to call and we all know what happened when I did don’t we?
This is either some weird thing cooked by Ernie, or child having a romp on the schools computer. If this is a child, please give me your headmaster’s name.